Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

I'm tired of eating healthy, eating "good foods". I'm tired of not eating. Does that make sense? Such a weighty question. I'm contemplating getting off the couch and exercising to something, anything. I've lifted weights and biked a lot lately, I need to mix it up s bit and it's raining and just plain nasty out. Too nasty for driving 2 minutes to the gym. Besides there's a lot of mirrors there. Who in their right mind wants to see themselves as they really are? The illusion of tall and thin was working just fine for a while until my jeans wouldn't fit and then the mirror started speaking up. "Hey you, yeah you in the jeans that are too tight with the blouse pulled strategically down to the magic slimming line on your hips. Just why the heck are you only looking in the bathroom mirror? You know that mirror only shows your head and neck. Walk to the bedroom mirror, ahh, see I told that mirror never lies." And that's when this whole adventure began.